Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Letters to my father


      Having started my blog, or anything else I do for that matter, without a clear direction is typical for me.  Reading what I wrote so far started me thinking,” ...why am I doing this?”  Am I just telling stories, and if so to whom...?  Then the whole thing hit me, letters to my father...  Let me explain.
My father died in July of 2010 from pancreatic cancer at the age of 76.  He fought it for several years before it took him.  The difficult part was that he looked 50 before it stared and in a few short years he looked 90.  We were not always close, nor did we always see eye-to-eye.  But, we both loved adventure.  When it came to hunting and hard work we were solid.  After moving away from home at the age of 18, most of my conversations with my father revolved around hunting.  As my father became ill the stories became more important between us.  There was a sudden urgency to talk and create more memories.
My father loved to hunt and horses.  He was always bringing home a stray horse that needed broke, or re-broke.  Re-broke was harder that un-broke.  We mostly “green” broke horses, which meant you got them to the place were they could be saddled, rode, and pointed in the right direction without too much resistant.  My dad had away with horses and further trained may.  He like to call it educating them.
My job was to climb on and stay on.  This was not an easy job, but it was mine.  My job was not like that of a rodeo cowboy were you hold on with one hand your hat in the other and spur the horse.  When I climbed aboard I used my hands, feet, teeth, or anything else I could come up with to defy gravity and avoid the hard ground.  To complicate matters further I did not always have a saddle, or reins.  Sometimes it was bareback and a halter with a lead rope.  Sometimes I was tricked on to a bucking horse...  We would be down in the pasture and he would yell “jump on that horse and stop those cows...”  This never turned out well, and you would think that over time I would have learned not to jump on a horse I have never seen before, kicking it in the ribs and yell HAAAA...”
My favorite story is when my dad put me bareback on this 5 year old Arabian Welch gilding.  The horse had been green broke several years prior, then not ridden for sometime.  This makes a mean horse that refuses to be ridden.  This particular horse not only refused to be ridden, but refused to be saddled.  With only a halter and lead rope I jumped aboard under protest from the horse.  The horse had a long mane, and I grabbed two handfuls.  He jumped straight in the air several times then reared all the way over backwards throwing me to the ground.  My father yelled “hang on.”  “Hang on” I yelled back, struggling to my feet, showing him my hands full of freshly pulled mane.
Discussed with my performance, and with baited promptings from my grandfather, my father mounted up.  The horse and I were about to become educated.  Again the horse crow hopped several time straight in the air, but this time instead of rearing over backwards he took off like a sculled dog, then as suddenly as he took off he planted all four feet and dropped his head launching my dad into space.  Horrified, at what I just witnessed,I hear my grandfather burst out laughing, tears streaming form his eyes.  “You showed him Daryl...” he cried.  Pulling himself from the ground, without a single utterance, my father brushed the dirt from his clothes.  With the lead rope still in his hand, he walks the horse into the trailer attached to his truck, closes and latches the tailgate, and drives away.  “It's Alpo time...” my grandfather says.





Monday, May 14, 2012

The adventures of Randy the Redneck...

     Where to start...  Although college educated, I am still very much a redneck.  As my wife (who wishes to remain anonymous for reasons that will be apparent as you read along) calls me "an educated redneck."  She uses this (SEE ATTACHED PICTURE) as "exhibit A" ; its a hunting camper that Pat (my hunting buddy, who I have not yet asked if I can use his real name) and I bought and remodeled  to hunt out of. 
this bad boy sat in my driveway for 6 weeks as we worked on it (to the delight of my wife).  

     As I blog along I will share my hunting, fishing, and life stories.  I'm sure my Co-workers will be happy that I'm writing this so they will not have to endure me telling them what happened yesterday or over the weekend...  sometimes several times because I can't remember who I have and haven't told.  As you read my stories, you will ask yourself "was Darwin asleep?"  In fact there is a theory that my wife is secretly trying to kill me and collect the insurance by sending me out to hunt, fish, or what ever I'm off doing.  When I return home she always has a puzzled look on her face as if to say "you survived again?"  

     I love to hunt and fish, but my luck sucks in both.  My name has become synonymous with being "skunked."   In stead of saying "I didn't catch anything, they say "I got Randyed."  Until last winter they called me Deep water off, fish repellent, the cooler.  This is because I can ice fish one foot away from them, use the same everything and not catch jack s**t!  Bow hunting is what I love to do most, and we are currently in the middle of turkey season.  for those of you that have hunted by sitting in a blind you know how boring it can get.  Time fly's, but you have lots of time to think.

     Last Saturday I was sitting in my blind...  clucking to the toms with no luck  My blind sits in a little opening in the scrub oak on the side of a mountain.  250 yard away, my blind faces a newly cleared clear cut for a gas line.  Between the clear cut and the blind is a small ravine that a small stream runs down.  About 10am I hear several voices coming from around the stream.  They talked loud, and laughed even louder.  Trying to hunt this did not make me too happy.  About 30 minutes later a cow and calf moose appeared above them on the clear cut.  They acted like they wanted to head towards me, but turned away when the men talking.  

     Bored, and a little angry at the men below me I hatched a plan...  I let out a loud moose bellow.  The two moose instantly looked my way.  Then hearing the men, again turned away.  Again I bellowed, and again the turned towards me.  This went on for about 10 minutes.. then it happened...  they headed down towards the stream...  and the men.  It was not 30 seconds when I heard them yelling "HEY, GET OUT OF HEAR!!"  Sweet...